This Hooker Horseshit

Little boy sleeping with teddy bear

(Young Kangaroo Daniel Neilson tucked into bed, after The Solution has given him his teddy and his blanky) 

By Twitter_logo_blue The Solution

I’ll keep this short, sharp and bitter.

The whole “Hooker the bully” thing is absolute horseshit. Part of the problem is the 24 hour footy news cycle, and the fact that those that make a living off this cycle – such as AFL360 and SEN – have nothing better to talk about.

As trivial and ridiculous as this story is though, it is no coincidence that Essendon is yet again the butt of the joke. We really are the naughty boy in class, who just because he burnt the school down in Year 7, still gets blamed every time Sally gets her pony tail pulled (actually I’ve dated myself – in this day and age it’s more likely every time Sally has an up-skirt pic put on an “insta” story).

Anyway, whateves, it really is water off a duck’s back for supporters, and I’m sure for Hooksy as well, after everything we’ve gone through.

That said, I do feel bad for young Neilson (the apparent North Melbourne victim). So much so that I personally would like to offer to come around to his house tonight, tuck him into bed, give him a hot water bottle, tell him a bed time story, and rub some Vicks on his chest. Poor diddums.

Seriously though, Hooker a bully? I’ve now heard everything.

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